Title: The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)
Pairings: Naruto/Sasuke, Gaara/Lee
Rating: PG 13
Word count: ~ 24,000
Warnings: Mild violence, underage making out, bad pranks
Summary: A tale of divine justice, prank wars, and espionage in fourth period. Naruto and his friends are sick of taking Sasuke's bullshit, and they're going to do something about it, no matter how many water-coolers they have to pee in along the way.
Notes: Thanks to x_dark_siren_x for lending me her A+ beta skills, keepthevanity for helping out way back in the beginning, and ezyls_girl for organizing this whole thing in the first place.

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( the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny) )

Title: Space Piracy: Lessons in Love, Ass-kicking, and Instant Noodles
Pairing(s): Naruto/Sasuke, side Ino/Shikamaru, Sakura/Sai, Gaara/Neji, Kakashi/Iruka, Haku/Zabuza, past Naruto/Gaara, implied past Neji/Sasuke
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~ 64,200
Warnings: Violence, some gore, some crack, a creepy Kyuubi, m/m sex
Summary: Ninjas IN SPACE! Join Soragakure's pirate ship captain, Uzumaki Naruto and his crew of misfits on an epic adventure, spanning whole galaxies as they fight to gain control of a viciously dangerous viral mainframe, parts of which are contained in the partly-cyborg bodies of nine men and women all over the known universe. Enemies become friends and friends become something more in a frantic race to outrun the unscrupulous Akatsuki organisation and the corrupt Alliance of space cities and steal a weapon that may mean the end of creation as they know it.
Notes: This started out as a fun and silly 20K story, a word limit we were a little worried we might not make when we started off. And then we got to writing, and then it sort of ran away from us a lot. It's still a love story, though, and we had an almost obscene amount of fun writing it.


( space piracy part one  )

Title: Teacup Tempest

Pairing(s): Kakashi/fem!Naruto

Rating: 14A

Warnings: under-aged pregnancy, language, adult themes.

Summary: Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. And he doesn't know. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. And his girlfriend has secrets that he only thinks he knows. And once he knows them, he's a little... squicked. And yet, he still loves her.

Notes: The majority of this was written in three days. And then there was a month (or two) pause and then the last of it was written in the last week before the 31st. I've sort of been planning a Naruto-in-the-academy-pregnant for a while and then I signed up for the BB and figured, 'Hey! I already have a plot :D'. And so I have ficcage. And then the fluff almost killed me XD
Many, many thanks to Romantiscue and Permetaform!! My Darling Wife, and other Woman :D
( teacup tempest )

Title: Spokes
Pairings: Gen; character introspection
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language
Summary: They wronged her in life. And now, they'll come together. “Hinata was almost ethereal...like a monarch trapped in its cage, like pinwheel spokes in a harsh breeze. She was too fast - too fleeting - to keep." 5 people - Ino, Sakura, Naruto, Neji and Sasuke - in Hinata's life remember her after her death. **Word count: 14,048
Notes: At the time of the narrations: Hinata, Ino, and Sakura are all 16 (or 16 1/2), and in the same grade, 11. Naruto, Neji and Sasuke are one grade above, 12, all about 17 or 18. Sorry if this causes some confusion, but I didn't want all my characters to coincidentally end up in the same grade.


( Spokes )

Title: A Good Team
Pairing(s): Neji + Lee, Past Lee x Sakura
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: How does a man go from being a private investigator to a self appointed defender of the masses? He gets targeted by a gang for just doing his job though the fact that he’s a Hyuga doesn’t seem to help anything. Throw in an old friend who’s looking for a new start in life, fist fights and karaoke and you have the story about how it all began.
A/N: I really wanted to write Neji x Lee but it just wasn’t coming. Despite multiple read throughs there may still be issues with tense. Let me know if you see any. I did my research re: PI’s and then disregarded much of what I read. Apologies to any private investigators and their fans.

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( Onwards )

Pairing: Kakashi/Naruto. Onesided Sasuke/Naruto.

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: contains explicit sex and cussing.

Summary: Mafia AU. When Kakashi's roped into teaching the kid how to shoot, he never expected to be so surprised.

Notes: Thanks goes to octocoffee and orin for beta services. Wordcount ~11k.

Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns Naruto and all characters.

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( Cup of Bullets )

Title: Clash of the Snowflakes
Pairing(s): n/a
Rating: R
Warnings: language
Summary: Sai adopts a severed head, Naruto gets a crappy birthday present and Yamato thinks a boring C-class mission will fix everything. A filler episode in five parts with blood, bromance and an improbable number of Uchihas.
Notes: 16,350 words

( Clash of the Snowflakes )

Man of Dreams

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( Man of Dreams )

Title: A Shippy Story
Pairings: none/interpretive
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: it’s a pirate fic, that alone is a warning.
Summary: Recast Akatsuki (and Ino!) as pirates, and Kakashi, Shikamaru and Naruto as the British Navy. No they don’t get along, but that’s never stopped anyone.
Notes: I avoided the use of… anything to do with Pirates of the Caribbean the film series, and replaced it with historical accuracy. Except not really. Everyone talks like British royalty, so if you were looking forward to piratey vocabulary, I’m sorry. If you were dreading it, rejoice.

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( A Shippy Story )

Title: Succession
Pairing: Chiyo/Danzo
Rating: PG
Warnings: It's poetry! But free-verse! And there's a story! No rhyming, no iambic pentameter, but lots of. Repetition. And unusual punctuation. Definitely not to be read once.
Summary: Danzo's life in... free-verse poetry. Yep. Emphasis on his changing views on family and relationships throughout his life. Did I mention there's Chiyo/Danzo, and this affects him a GREAT deal? Explores relationships with Orochimaru, Itachi, and Sai, likewise.
Notes: Wordcount 10,430

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( Succession )

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